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No Internet, No Problems
Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has looked at the current state of being online and felt a bone-deep longing for the era of the boombox and the beanbag and the stack of tapes and the blissful absence of everything the internet subsequently became. For the ones who remember when being unreachable was just called being home, when the problems were smaller because the world was the size of your neighborhood and your tape collection, and everyone who has sat in front of a screen absorbing everything and wished very much that the boombox era had a few more years in it before all of this started. Better times is not nostalgia. It is an accurate comparative assessment.
Perfect for anyone whose relationship with the internet has become complicated enough that they fantasize about the pre-internet beanbag chair situation on a regular basis, 90s kids who know what better times means and feel it in their nervous system, or just being someone who would trade a significant portion of their current connectivity for one afternoon with a boombox and no notifications and nowhere to be online.
Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.
Stay Strange
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:
Washing:
- Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
- Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
- Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
- No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
- Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point
Drying:
- Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
- Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
- Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not
Ironing (if you're that person):
- Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest
Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.