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No Spoons Just Knives T-Shirt

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No Spoons Just Knives T-Shirt

No Spoons Just Knives T-Shirt

$29.99 USD
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Peak Anarchy Asylum appreciation for everyone who started the day with a carefully rationed energy budget and watched it evaporate before 10am. For the chronic illness warriors, the neurodivergent folks, the spoonie community, and everyone who has had to explain to a well-meaning person that no, they cannot just push through, because the spoons are gone and what's left is significantly sharper and considerably less patient. This is for the ones who have moved past gentle energy management into the phase of the day where they are running purely on spite, dark humor, and the knowledge that at least the knives are still there.
Perfect for the spoonie community who prefer their chronic illness humor with an edge, neurodivergent and disabled folks who've graduated from explaining themselves to simply letting the shirt do the talking, anyone who has ever had to cancel plans because the spoons ran out at noon, or just being someone whose energy is a finite and fiercely protected resource and everyone in their life has been notified.
Part of the Anarchy Asylum Collection - Built different. Runs the whole damn thing.
Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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