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Not Anti-Social, Just Anti-Stupid

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Not Anti-Social, Just Anti-Stupid

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has had their entirely selective social engagement misclassified as antisocial behavior when the actual variable was the quality of what was on offer. For the neurodivergent kids and adults who are perfectly capable of social interaction when the interaction is worth having, the ones who have been called antisocial by people who never stopped to consider that the common denominator in every social situation they avoided was a specific and consistent level of stupid, and everyone who has stood exactly like this small goth child — weight on one leg, expression fully formed, verdict already in — and watched someone mistake their standards for shyness.

Perfect for neurodivergent folks who are selectively social rather than antisocial and would like that distinction honored, introverts whose social battery drains faster around certain inputs than others and have identified the input, or just being someone who is not anti-people, has never been anti-people, and is specifically and surgically anti a subset of people and would like a small dead-eyed child to communicate that nuance.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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