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Not Lost, Avoiding People

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Not Lost, Avoiding People

Not Lost, Avoiding People

$29.99 USD
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Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone who has found that the forest, the wilderness, and any location without other humans in it is not a place of being lost but a place of being found — specifically, found by nobody, which is the whole point. For the Bigfoot energy crowd who have perfected the art of existing in the same world as everyone else while remaining largely undetected, the ones who go off grid not because they're in trouble but because they've correctly identified that off grid is where the peace is, and everyone whose ideal social situation is a significant tree-to-person ratio heavily weighted toward trees.

Perfect for outdoor enthusiasts who are outdoors specifically to avoid being indoors with people, introverts whose recharge location is anywhere humans aren't, neurodivergent folks who discovered that nature doesn't make demands or small talk, or just being someone whose GPS says lost and whose nervous system says finally.

Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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