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Overstimulated and Undercaffeinated T-Shirt
Peak Anarchy Asylum appreciation for everyone whose nervous system is running seventeen tabs, a playlist at full volume, and a constant awareness of every texture, sound, and fluorescent light in a three-block radius — and who is somehow still one coffee short of functional. For the ADHD and autistic folks whose sensory experience turns every ordinary Tuesday into a full production, the neurodivergent crowd who has been told to calm down by people who have absolutely no idea what calm costs, and everyone who has ever held up a coffee cup like a shield against a world that was simply not designed with them in mind. This is for the overstimulated, under-accommodated, perpetually buzzing people who are doing their best and need the whole world to know it.
Perfect for anyone whose idea of self-regulation involves caffeine and noise-canceling headphones, neurodivergent folks who laugh so they don't melt down, sensory processing warriors, or just being someone whose internal volume dial goes from zero to absolutely everything with no in-between.
Part of the Anarchy Asylum Collection - Built different. Runs the whole damn thing.
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:
Washing:
- Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
- Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
- Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
- No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
- Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point
Drying:
- Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
- Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
- Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not
Ironing (if you're that person):
- Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest
Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.