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Overstimulated & Under-Impressed
Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone whose nervous system is running at maximum capacity while simultaneously finding everything around them deeply unworthy of the effort. For the autistic and ADHD folks who are absorbing every sound, light, texture, and social signal in a three-room radius while the thing everyone is excited about fails to register as exciting, the ones who are simultaneously too much input and not enough output, and everyone who has sat in a situation that was supposed to be enjoyable while their nervous system filed a formal complaint and their face communicated exactly what the grumpy horned creature is communicating here. Both things. At the same time. Always.
Perfect for neurodivergent folks who live in the specific intersection of sensory overload and complete unbotheredness, anyone whose inner monologue during a crowded event is simultaneously too loud and too unimpressed, or just being someone whose baseline is overstimulated and whose threshold for impressed is considerably higher than what's currently on offer.
Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.
Stay Strange
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:
Washing:
- Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
- Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
- Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
- No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
- Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point
Drying:
- Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
- Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
- Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not
Ironing (if you're that person):
- Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest
Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.