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People Are The Problem

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People Are The Problem

People Are The Problem

$29.99 USD
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Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone who has done the analysis, reviewed the data, and arrived at a conclusion that the small goblin hiding in the letters has clearly also reached independently. For the misanthropes who got there through lived experience rather than disposition, the introverts and neurodivergent folks who have been burned enough times by people-related situations to have formed a working hypothesis that has never once been disproven, and everyone who started out giving people the benefit of the doubt and gradually, through extensive field research, arrived at this very specific and well-supported position. The goblin didn't choose this conclusion. The evidence led there.

Perfect for anyone whose patience with people has been comprehensively depleted through no fault of their own, neurodivergent folks who have spent their lives being the identified problem in situations where the problem was consistently other people, or just being someone who has done the math and would like a small goblin in large letters to present their findings lol.

Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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