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Pet Dogs, Not Egos

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Pet Dogs, Not Egos

Pet Dogs, Not Egos

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Peak Feral Familiars appreciation for everyone who has a very clear and publicly stated policy on what they are and are not available to stroke. For the women who have identified that their petting energy is finite and precious and is allocated entirely to dogs and has nothing left over for the egos of people who haven't earned basic consideration, the ones who have sat in rooms full of egos requiring maintenance and thought about their dog and the fundamental simplicity of what dogs ask for in return for everything they give, and everyone who has made the executive decision that their affection goes to paws and not to people who need constant external validation.

Perfect for dog people who have a firm policy about where their energy goes and dogs get all of it, anyone who has been in the presence of a large ego and wished very much they were petting a dog instead, or just being someone whose petting hand is reserved exclusively for animals and their policy on egos is right there in the red box and it is not.

Part of the Feral Familiars Collection - My pet is my whole personality. And?

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  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
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  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
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Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

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