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Peak Mythic Misfits energy for everyone who considers a full tankard and a massive turkey leg a complete and balanced meal. For the ren faire regulars, the Norse mythology obsessives, the carnivores who'd absolutely thrive in the Viking Age, and anyone whose ideal evening involves a roaring fire, questionable decisions, and zero salads. This is for the people who live by the philosophy that if it didn't require an axe or a fermentation process, it probably isn't worth having.
Perfect for ren faires, medieval conventions, brewery crawls, backyard BBQs where someone definitely brought a battle axe, or just being someone whose ancestral spirits are extremely proud of their dietary choices.
Part of the Mythic Misfits Collection - Where feral is attractive.
Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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