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Ringleader Of The Shitshow

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Ringleader Of The Shitshow

Ringleader Of The Shitshow

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who looked at the chaos around them, assessed the situation, picked up the whip, and decided that if this was going to be a shit show it was going to be a well-run one. For the women who somehow became the person holding everything together in situations that were never supposed to require holding together, the ones who didn't audition for ring leader, but showed up and found the role was already theirs because someone had to do it and they were clearly the most qualified creature in the tent, and everyone who wears the top hat and the skull pin and the knowing smile of someone who has seen the full show and is running it anyway.

Perfect for the women who somehow end up in charge of every chaotic situation they enter, anyone who has been appointed ring leader of circumstances they did not create and has decided to commit to the aesthetic, or just being someone whose life is a shit show, whose hat is on, whose whip is ready, and who would not have it any other way because at least they're running the thing.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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