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Running Late is My Cardio

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Running Late is My Cardio

Running Late is My Cardio

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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone whose only consistent cardiovascular exercise is the sprint that happens when they realize what time it is and how far away they are from where they're supposed to be. For the chronically late folks whose relationship with time is more of an ongoing negotiation than a fixed arrangement, the ADHD community for whom time blindness turns every departure into an unexpected athletic event, and everyone who has arrived somewhere breathless and disheveled and considered that their workout for the day because it absolutely counted and this zombie running in striped socks understands completely.

Perfect for neurodivergent folks whose time blindness provides them with regular unplanned cardio opportunities, anyone whose fitness routine consists primarily of the panic sprint that follows the realization that they are already late, or just being someone who is always running late, is always running, and has decided to count it and the zombie in the Kultureshot kicks agrees that it counts.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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