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Smash The Patriarchy

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Smash The Patriarchy

Smash The Patriarchy

$29.99 USD
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Peak Anarchy Asylum appreciation for everyone who has moved past the conversation phase and arrived at the baseball bat phase, metaphorically speaking and also just in terms of general energy. For the tattooed women in plaid skirts who showed up to this fight dressed well and armed accordingly, the riot grrrls who have been saying this since before it was a slogan on tote bags in airport bookstores, and everyone who understands that smashing is not a metaphor they are willing to soften — it is a description of the work and they are doing it. This is for the ones who are not here to reform the structure. They are here to take a swing at it.

Perfect for feminist activists who are done with incremental progress and ready for structural demolition, anyone who has watched the same systems cause the same harm long enough to understand that gentle pressure was never going to be sufficient, or just being someone who showed up to dismantle something and dressed for the occasion.

Part of the Anarchy Asylum Collection - Built different. Run the whole damn thing.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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