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Sorry For The Delay...

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Sorry For The Delay...

Sorry For The Delay...

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone whose response time is affected by briefly leaving their body and returning to find seventeen unread messages waiting for them. For the trauma survivors, the anxious, the neurodivergent, and everyone who has floated away from the present moment in a spiral of smoke and returned to find time has passed and people have noticed and an explanation is technically owed. The ones who have perfected the delayed response because sometimes the brain simply goes somewhere else without filing the appropriate paperwork. Sorry for the delay. The delay was not optional. 

Perfect for anyone whose relationship with the present moment is occasionally more of a suggestion than a commitment, neurodivergent and trauma-surviving folks who have developed dark humor about their own dissociation as a coping mechanism, or just being someone who owes several people a response and is working their way back from wherever they went and would like this shirt to explain things in their absence.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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