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Speed Costs Money, How Fast You Wanna Go?

Black / S
$29.99 USD
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Speed Costs Money, How Fast You Wanna Go?

$29.99 USD
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SPEED COSTS MONEY — HOW FAST YOU WANNA GO? — Black tee

Peak Greaser Kult appreciation for everyone who has been given this information and responded with a number that made their accountant cry and their car very happy. For the speed faithful who have sat across from a speed shop and heard the question and answered it correctly every time regardless of what the correct answer was going to cost them, the ones who understand that speed costs money is not a warning it is an invitation and the Kultureshot banner below the muscle car burning rubber is the only endorsement they needed, and everyone who has wanted to go faster and done the math and gone faster anyway.

Perfect for performance car and hot rod enthusiasts whose relationship with how fast you wanna go has always produced an answer their budget subsequently had opinions about, anyone who has been told speed costs money, assessed their financial situation, and upgraded the build anyway, or just being someone who heard how fast you wanna go, gave their answer, paid the price, and is going exactly that fast right now and the Kultureshot banner is flying in the wake.

Part of the Greaser Kult Collection - Born to hot rod. Everything else is just waiting.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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