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Stop Wasting Oxygen

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Stop Wasting Oxygen

Stop Wasting Oxygen

$29.99 USD
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Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone who has sat in a conversation, a meeting, a family dinner, or a comment section and had this exact thought delivered with this exact raccoon's energy. For the ones who have listened to enough nonsense to develop a finely calibrated internal meter for when words are simply consuming atmosphere without contributing anything to it, the people who value directness, substance, and the efficient use of everyone's time and air supply, and everyone who has heard something so profoundly unnecessary that the raccoon pointing at the source of it felt like the only appropriate response available.

Perfect for anyone who has reached their lifetime quota of pointless conversations and would like that communicated clearly on their chest, people who consider the efficient use of oxygen a matter of principle, or just being someone who has a very low tolerance for nonsense and this raccoon shares their position entirely and is not afraid to point.

Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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