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The Early Bird Can Have It

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The Early Bird Can Have It

The Early Bird Can Have It

$29.99 USD
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Peak Doom & Bloom appreciation for everyone who has heard about what the early bird gets and has decided the worm was never the goal and the bird is welcome to it. For the goth girls wrapped in a blanket at 6:03am with a mug and an expression that communicates the full extent of their feelings about this hour, the ones whose circadian rhythm operates on a completely different schedule than the one society keeps insisting is correct, and everyone who has been told that early rising is the key to productivity, success, and a well-ordered life, and responded with this face over this mug at this completely unreasonable time.

Perfect for night owls who have been told the early bird schedule is better for them by people who clearly have not met them, neurodivergent folks whose natural sleep cycle is incompatible with the standard operating hours of the world, or just being someone who is up at 6:03 because they had to be and the early bird can absolutely have whatever it came for.

Part of the Doom & Bloom Collection - Dark outside. Blooming within.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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