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This Is My Nice Face

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$29.99 USD
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This Is My Nice Face

$29.99 USD
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Peak Creature Feature appreciation for everyone who has been doing an enormous amount of social labor to present as approachable and this is what approachable looks like and everyone should be very grateful because the alternative is significantly less curated. For the neurodivergent folks whose resting face communicates things they weren't intending to communicate and who have developed a mask for situations that require one, the ones who are actively performing nice and would like credit for the performance, and everyone who has been told to smile more by someone who had no idea how much effort was already going into the current expression. The mask is smiling. The person behind it has done their part.

Perfect for autistic and neurodivergent folks who mask in social situations and would like acknowledgment for the considerable effort involved, anyone whose nice face is a conscious choice rather than a default setting, or just being someone who is doing their absolute best with the face situation and would like everyone to know that this is it, this is the nice one, adjust expectations accordingly.

Part of the Creature Feature Collection - Where the monsters are the good guys.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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