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Zero Ducks Given

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Zero Ducks Given

Zero Ducks Given

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Peak Anarchy Asylum appreciation for everyone who has tried to express a very clear and strongly held position via text message and been betrayed by their phone at the critical moment. For the ones who give genuinely zero of the thing autocorrect keeps replacing with ducks, the punk duck in a leather jacket with an anarchy patch who is the most accurate representation of this energy available, and everyone who has looked at their phone after sending a message, seen what autocorrect did to it, and felt a very specific kind of rage that is simultaneously petty and completely justified. This is for the people who meant what they said the first time and their phone can duck right off.

Perfect for anyone whose relationship with their phone's autocorrect is best described as hostile and ongoing, people who give zero of the relevant thing and would like a punk duck in a leather jacket to represent that position, or just being someone who has been trying to say one word for years and keeps sending something entirely different and is absolutely done with it.

Part of the Anarchy Asylum Collection - Built different. Run the whole damn thing.

Stay Strange 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, you found us. You ordered. You waited. The shirt arrived and it's exactly as good as you hoped. Don't blow it now. Here's how to keep it looking like the day it showed up:

Washing:

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who ruin things
  • Turn it inside out before it goes anywhere near that machine — protect the graphic you're going to wear until it physically disintegrates
  • Gentle detergent only — this garment-dyed cotton has a whole vibe, keep it that way
  • No bleach. Ever. We shouldn't have to say this but here we are
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture and the texture is the point

Drying:

  • Air dry if you can — more time hanging around means more time for snacks and a longer life for your shirt
  • Tumble dry low if you must — delicate setting, low heat, don't push it
  • Pull it out the second it's dry — wrinkles are optional, character is not

Ironing (if you're that person):

  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a very expensive iron-shaped mistake on your chest

Treat it right and it'll be the shirt people ask about for years. That's the whole goal.

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